"We’re a hot mess."
he sAID THE THING
I was the one who loved you even when you gave me thousands of reasons not to.
Im a fun person ok but whenever someone cute talks to me i turn into a fucking raisin
if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
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